Unicorn Bites 11/17/13
When I see a driver’s ed student try to parallel park I throw my body against the back of his car & scream in pain. Fear is the best teacher — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
When I see a driver’s ed student try to parallel park I throw my body against the back of his car & scream in pain. Fear is the best teacher — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn […]
I’ve been sucked into the vortex again, friends. For the fourth year in the last seven (breaks were necessary due to book contracts), I’m attempting to master the NaNoWriMo beast and it’s not lookin’ good. […]
Are you a fan of Brussel sprouts but find that they are not a fan of you? Does the phrase “cut the cheese” mean something to you besides obtaining a slice of warm brie with […]
“Real” author, horse extraordinaire Noah Vail Madam looked peaked when she arrived barnside this morning. I watched as she rummaged through her tack trunk expressing displeasure over the odor. Apparently one of the couch potato […]
Two nights ago, we noticed a very large mound of dirt in our front garden. Upon further inspection, one neighbor informed us that it looked as if someone or something was buried there. Not wanting […]
Late night TV offers a myriad of products that usually target the over 65 crowd. I don’t know why this age group is awake at this time, but it seems to be their peak hours. […]
Although it’s been living in zoos for decades under a mistaken identity, the olinguito is now confirmed to be a new species of carnivore mammal related to that lovable trash can pest, the raccoon. Scientists […]
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something. For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then […]
Frankie and LuLu have been toying with the idea of doing a video for A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life since the book’s release. Finally, they had the house and computers to themselves and […]