Ryan Gosling should break up with Eva Mendes because….
I’m sure Ryan is reading this, as I’m sure he reads all of my writing. He doesn’t come out and say he likes what I write, but I know he’s reading. So Ryan, here are […]
Tag: dogs
A letter to myself two hours ago…
I can’t tell you how many times I wish I could go back in time to tell myself something. For starters, I would tell myself not to see any of the Sex and the City movies. Then […]
Frankie and LuLu Take on You Tube For “A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life”
Frankie and LuLu have been toying with the idea of doing a video for A Canine’s Guide to the Good Life since the book’s release. Finally, they had the house and computers to themselves and […]
Sex Crazed Cicadas are Coming our Way
I have angst—serious angst. It seems in a few days a major brood of bugs will be descending upon the East Coast. When I first heard about this, I needed to find out more information […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole […]
Cosmetic Surgery For My Dog?
I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question. But two years into owning Buddy, our […]
Facebook Envy – A Social Scourge
So, you thought that your friends would be thrilled to see your family vacation photos or that brand new house you just bought. Well, you are wrong. Your friends hate you more and more each […]
The Sort of Official HumorOutcasts Holiday Card Written by Our Office Staff
It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]