Sex Crazed Cicadas are Coming our Way
I have angst—serious angst. It seems in a few days a major brood of bugs will be descending upon the East Coast. When I first heard about this, I needed to find out more information […]
I have angst—serious angst. It seems in a few days a major brood of bugs will be descending upon the East Coast. When I first heard about this, I needed to find out more information […]
Don’t try to ice skate on a linoleum floor. You’ll look like a real dork. Your sneaky idiot friends will video you and post it on YouTube. The video will go viral and the whole […]
I’ve made light of people who get too much cosmetic surgery, so the idea of putting my own dog under the knife seemed completely out of the question. But two years into owning Buddy, our […]
So, you thought that your friends would be thrilled to see your family vacation photos or that brand new house you just bought. Well, you are wrong. Your friends hate you more and more each […]
It’s time for the 2nd Annual HumorOutcasts.com Holiday Card. This is our way of saying thank you to all our writers and readers. We appreciate so much the time you spend with us each […]
My dog Frankie has been suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Somewhere between age two and three, something put the fear of God into her and now we have to “unfear” her. Thanks to private […]
1. Cats are smart. Don’t try to have a battle of wits with one of them, because they will never quit until they have pounded you into the ground, sat on you and forced you […]
This week, I am taking a major step in the well being of my family. I think the Lohans (the famous Lindsay messed-up-as-I-can-get Lohans), have inspired me. I am staging an intervention for my dog, […]