Ask Gabby Peter-Sploot, Sex Advice Columnist
DEAR GABBY: My wife wants me to boink her with a banana, then bake it into a banana crème pie and throw it at her. Is this unusual? DEAR BANANA BOY: Not at all. “fruit […]
Tag: Donald Trump
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday. When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]
Trump’s Immigration Jackpot
After weeks of speculation, Donald Trump finally revealed the details of his proposed Border Wall . “There won’t be any barbed wire or concrete,” said Trump. “I’ll use 2,000 miles of slot machines.” “How will […]
Jumping In With Both 30.48 Centimeters
I originally wrote this in early June, long before Donald Trump raised his hair into the presidential fray, and then promptly forgot about it. If only I could forget about Trump’s hair. You’d think […]
Palin Ready for Prime Time
“We’re gonna knock your socks off, America!” said Sarah Palin, as she signed napkins for customers at the Lock ‘N Load Dinner in Wasilla, Alaska. “Are you nervous about how the press will respond to […]
Bidding Frenzy for Trump’s First Novel “Go Set My Hair”
Donald Trump’s first novel “Go Set My Hair” has triggered a bidding frenzy among publishers desperate to land the much anticipated work of fiction. Set in the dark, satanic Mexican countryside, the plot revolves around […]
Boehner Vets Pope’s Speech
House Speaker, John Boehner remains guarded about Pope Francis’ upcoming visit. “We’re walking on eggshells here,” says Boehner, “If we let the Pope address Congress with Jumbotrons on the Mall, next thing you know, we’re […]
Caitlyn Jenner Reveals Hidden Talent
For those who think Caitlyn Jenner’s only talent is learning how to walk, pivot and turn in six-inch heels, hold onto your Spanx. At an exclusive interview with This Reporter at the Four Seasons Hotel […]
Surge in Support for Putting The Donald on $10 Bill
The movement to replace Alexander Hamilton with Donald Trump on the new $10 bill is attracting huge support from across the nation according to the Donald on the Greenback (DOG) campaign. “We’ve been inundated with […]
Americans Head to Mars as Presidential Race Ramps Up
A planned mission to the planet Mars is receiving floods of applications from Americans who want to sign up for a one-way trip to the Red Planet. “We expected the numbers to rise once the […]