Posts Tagged ‘ friends ’

Some Thoughts On Naps

August 31, 2014
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Asking for a friend… Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you…

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The Scent

June 25, 2014
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I admire a nice fragrance on both males and females if it is a hint of scent. It helps to promote self esteem, self worth, and possibly a feeling of “come hither, I’m yours.” The…

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Fork Off!

May 14, 2014
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When I was growing up, taking food from another’s plate was okay… if you were a toddler. Once you were three, you were expected to know it wasn’t cool to swipe a meatball from your…

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Unicorn Bites 4/21/14

April 21, 2014
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Unicorn Bites 4/21/14

It’s weird how when a woman says, “It’s up to you, honey,” it sounds exactly like “Read my mind or die, motherfucker.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 21, 2014 The worst places of no return:…

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Friends Today

Friends Today

Jill Y and I were talking. For those not familiar with this concept, it involves having a conversation with someone without text or email. I realize that this might sound radical but it is possible…

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Shopping as a teen versus shopping as an adult

February 19, 2014
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Teen:  You buy your clothes at prestigious boutiques Adult: You buy your clothes at the same place you buy your milk   Teen: You purchase accessories for each outfit Adult: You figure your wedding ring…

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Single Old Female

January 31, 2014
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Single Old Female

Married people and people with children sometimes say the darnedest things to single childless people… and by darnedest I mean – dumb, stupid, inane, insulting, ridiculous, and for a big finish let me whip out…

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Unicorn Bites 12/30/13

December 30, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/30/13

My New Year’s resolution is to make everyone else break theirs. If you need me, I’ll be in front of the gym passing out doughnuts. — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 30, 2013 Hot girl: *changes…

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Unicorn Bites 12/2/13

December 2, 2013
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Unicorn Bites 12/2/13

Of course it’s fine you got me Mega Blocks instead of Legos, Grandma. Like you said, they’re “the same thing.” *burns down her house* — James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2013 3-year-old: Daddy, do I…

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Excerpt From Summertime: A Tale of Horror and Suspense by Cheyenne Leo

November 19, 2013
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Excerpt From Summertime: A Tale of Horror and Suspense by Cheyenne Leo

This is one of our favorite horror stories, and it is from a young and talented Canadian writer Cheyenne Leo.  Her Book Summertime: A Tale of Horror and Suspense is available on Amazon.com The sudden…

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