Unicorn Bites 12/30/13
My New Year’s resolution is to make everyone else break theirs. If you need me, I’ll be in front of the gym passing out doughnuts. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 30, 2013 Hot […]
My New Year’s resolution is to make everyone else break theirs. If you need me, I’ll be in front of the gym passing out doughnuts. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 30, 2013 Hot […]
Of course it’s fine you got me Mega Blocks instead of Legos, Grandma. Like you said, they’re “the same thing.” *burns down her house* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 2, 2013 3-year-old: Daddy, […]
This is one of our favorite horror stories, and it is from a young and talented Canadian writer Cheyenne Leo. Her Book Summertime: A Tale of Horror and Suspense is available on Amazon.com The sudden […]
Just last month, China announced that residents living within a 17-mile radius of Shanghai would be permitted to participate in the same mindless posting enjoyed by the rest of the free world. Today our friends […]
Let me preface this post by saying that in the past three years, I have met some wonderful people on Twitter. In fact, some of these people I count among my closest friends. However, […]
Now that we know the NSA has been listening in on our cell phone conversations, it seems they no longer feel the need to keep their presence a secret. As a matter of fact, they […]
Los Angeles: The City of Angels. The land of sun, palm trees and broken dreams. The land of Botox and silicone and really great tacos and hamburgers. I had moved back here recently and was […]
So, you thought that your friends would be thrilled to see your family vacation photos or that brand new house you just bought. Well, you are wrong. Your friends hate you more and more each […]
You ever have one of those days? You know, the kind I mean where you open your mouth, and the words come spewing forth before your brain checks in. We embarrass ourselves and suddenly it’s […]
Recently, Kirk Cameron said he thinks homosexuality is unnatural. I have to admit this came as quite a surprise. Despite appearances to the contrary, I honestly thought all of the Seaver kids—and not just Carol—were […]