Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never put your shoes on the wrong feet. Your feet will become confused and start to walk in opposite directions. If you are a foot model for disgusting pictures on a podiatrist’s wall, don’t wear […]
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Kathy’s Points to Remember
Never enter a revolving door or turnstile in front of someone who is bigger, stronger and faster than you are, unless you want to learn to fly. The meek shall fall to the earth. Neither […]
Setting Straight Some Stupid Ideas About Seniors
Everyone over 60 should retire so their jobs can go to younger people. Okay, listen up. This only applies to people who want to retire. In other words, those who hate the soul-sucking torture they’ve […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
People are smarter than computers. We just pretend to be dumber so we won’t make the machines feel bad about themselves. Your computer will never crash until you are almost finished with that super important […]
Good Parent/Bad Parent
One of the best ways to mitigate emotional pain is to laugh at it. I present this with that in mind. So much humor writing revolves around parenting that someone like me, who never had […]
Shakespeare and Coffee
I must be bored right now, because I am reading the quotes on my Shakespearean Insults coffee mug. I bought this a few years ago in The Strand bookstore, near Union Square in Manhattan. In […]
Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us
There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1) Never stick a pencil up your nose. Lead doesn’t smell good. Neither do rubber erasers. 2) Do not wear flip-flops in a snowstorm. One of them will come off and blow away. You will […]
Opera For People Who Don’t Like It
It has come to my attention that there are people who don’t like opera. My opinion is that we all have a right to dislike whatever we feel like disliking because we have free will, […]
The Ten Commandments for Cats
1. Thou shalt acknowledge thy human as master, obey her in all things, and neither bite nor scratch thy master for as long as thou shalt live. 2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any […]