Kathy’s Points to Remember: Suggestions for New Year’s Resolutions
I will stop tickling the cat when she is not looking. I will at least attempt to go on a diet – for a few days, anyway. I promise to get rid of all the […]
I will stop tickling the cat when she is not looking. I will at least attempt to go on a diet – for a few days, anyway. I promise to get rid of all the […]
1. Why does Santa Claus use reindeer to pull his sleigh? Why doesn’t he use dogs, like everyone else up north? 2. Why does Princess Leia wear those dumb braids that make her look like […]
In this lesson, I will cover whatever comes to my mind first. This could be just as surprising to me as to you. For f***k sake, DON’T TRY TO ANALYZE HUMOR! Nothing kills humor faster […]
Any and all Christmas decorations may be turned into cat toys, at the discretion of the cat. WARNING: This includes Nativity figurines. The cat doesn’t know that knocking the Holy Family to the floor is […]
Dear Cat: 1. Cats cannot taste sweetness in food. Your taste buds are not built that way. Mine are. 2. Cats don’t like bananas. 3. Therefore, cats do not like banana bread, which is sweet […]
Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to […]
We all have our favorite foods that we like to eat when we need to have something soothing traveling through the teeth and down the esophagus. For those times when we can’t decide which comfort […]
What do you do if you bought a lot of Halloween candy and only about eight kids came around trick-or-treating? (a) Put the extra candy in the cupboard and keep it until next Halloween (b) […]
CLASSIC LITERARY QUOTES Here is a little lesson for my fellow writers. I know some of you are familiar with the subject matter that we will cover here. For those of you who, up until […]
More Movie Quotes “I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.” The Godfather Don Vito Corleone has a lot of class. He could have said, “I’ll kill a horse and stuff the head in his […]