Prince of very large marine mammals.
A whale is a very large marine mammal with a streamlined hairless body, a horizontal tail fin and a blowhole on top of the head for breathing but did you know that there is a […]
Tag: funny
The Actress Halle Berry
So there’s this thing and it’s called forgetfulness. Now, what was I talking about? Anyway, the majority of us like movies. I’m talking about a series of still images which, when shown on a screen, […]
Is this a legitimate Apple product?
Amongst the plethora of bad things that can happen, none are perhaps quite as bad as accidentally placing an order for 12 Boeing 747-8’s and 5 Boeing 666’s but enough about the last two hours […]
Unicorn Bites #525
Me: What did I tell you about being bad?! 4-year-old: Don’t leave any witnesses. I guess she does listen. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Coworker: I don’t like chocolate or bacon. Me: Interesting. […]
Gentle Lady Seeks Ornamental Hermit.
Thank you Craigslist. I need someone to cover for me. Bill Y is going to get himself a cape. Me, a gentlewoman: Of good birth and in the bloom of youth; Possessed of vast estates […]
Unicorn Bites #524
4-year-old: Why am I not in your wedding pictures? Me: You were born 3 years later. 4: *cries because we didn’t invite her* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 10, 2014 Me: That lady is driving […]
Kim’s Back. Or is He?
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has appeared in public after a six-week absence. Speculation that Kim has been deposed or suffered a major illness seems to be off the mark – but perhaps not. […]
Unicorn Bites #522
4-year-old: There’s a shark in my closet. Me: He’d die without water 4: Then he’s a ghost shark Me: *stays the hell away from the closet* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 7, 2014 Therapist: Before […]
Unicorn Bites #521
4-year-old: Why do you get sad when you get the mail? Me: It’s nothing but bills. 4: You should tell Bill to stop writing you letters. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 6, 2014 Girls posts […]