LMVAO
I’ve never understood it and I never will. They (people who are not me) say that Spock has no sense of humor! Of course he has a sense of humor and a great one at […]
Tag: funny
Unicorn Bites 7/28/14
4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 28, […]
First Visit
I can understand why people freaked out over the Affordable Care Act. Duped by a doomsaying media, some people thought what they saw on TV was actually about health-care itself, and not primarily an attempt […]
The Wise, Worldly Words of Sugartastic Daddy John.
When I first set eyes on Jill Y, I knew she was the one for me and when she didn’t take out a restraining order against me, it just proved how different she was to […]
Unicorn Bites 7/27/14
4-year-old: There’s a green monster behind you! Me: I don’t see it 4: He’s invisible Me: How do you know he’s green? 4: I’m a scientist. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 27, 2014 4-year-old: Can […]
Unicorn Bites 7/26/14
Wife: Have you been drinking? Me: Wait, you haven’t been? Apparently we have very different ideas about how to chaperon this field trip. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 26, 2014 I wanted to get a […]
Thirsty Dave’s favorite author is Brett Yeaston Ellis.
Thirsty Dave is a man of savage intellect and that’s for sure. We tracked his lineage to the days of early, thirsty man. Honest to the core, his people shun the way of the lie. […]
Despite Crashes, Air Travel Still Extremely Safe on Planes That Do Not Crash
Aviation experts around the world have united to issue a joint statement concerning the safety of air travel. They say that despite recent airline crashes, it is still extremely safe to fly on planes that […]
Lawyers And Cars
A friend of mine recently rear-ended a car while driving. She glanced down at her stereo for a split second and then crunch!! It turned out that the guy she hit was an attorney who […]
Unicorn Bites 7/25/14
Me: Work was AWFUL. Wife: All the kids pooped through their clothes at the same time. I put them in the tub & cried Me:*goes back to work* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 25, 2014 […]