Please do not be alarmed. This is not real.
Thank gods we’re here to tell it like it is. We received a very disturbing email last night and for one brief moment, we were shocked to our very core. There are some things in life […]
Tag: funny
Industry Warns of Coming Shortage of Whatever It Is They Happen to Sell
A leading industry which makes a well known product has graciously alerted the public to the fact that there is a dangerous and disruptive shortage certainly coming in the possibly near future. An industry spokesman […]
Unicorn Bites 2/22/14
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex? […]
The Old Woman & The Shoe Phone
I said it. Out loud. Without even thinking. And then once I said it, I couldn’t take it back. And instantly… I was old. WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE DIDN’T HAVE… Boom. There it […]
Educating tomorrows Mockers, today.
As I constantly remind anyone and everyone, talking to me, listening to me or even knowing someone who talks or listens to me, will make you a much better person. Apart from taking pleasure in the […]
Unicorn Bites 2/21/14
What my kids use as a trampoline: 1) the couch 2) the bed 3) me if I lie down What they don’t use as a trampoline: 1) our trampoline — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 21, […]
Freedom Fighters
We humans like to think we understand the world, which shows just how ignorant we are. We especially miss the boat with animals. We think different species avoid each other and only interact when it’s […]
Unicorn Bites 2/20/14
Sorry I didn’t hold the door for you but I was afraid you’d make awkward small talk. That’s why I locked the door & blocked it with a chair. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 20, […]