Never Say Neigh
This is the first excerpt from Never Say Neigh, the award-winning book written by that great equine writer Noah Vail and his human muse Mary Farr! I love the word yes. Yes rings of escapades. […]
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Unicorn Bites 1/3/14
I hit my wife’s ass with a wooden spoon in the hope it would lead to sex, but it actually led to a spoon fight that I lost. Marriage is hard — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
The “Light Aid” Disagreement
Madam—or in this case, the management—appeared at my door today to offer up a tart sermon on my departure from our training program. Not that I needed reminding, but I thought we had an informal […]
Unicorn Bites 11/10/13
Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Unless you piss them off. Then it’s shit storms and spite and you pay the price — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2013 […]
Unicorn Bites 9/22/13
My 1-year-old sat on my lap and said, “Bye.” I think she’s planning to kill me. The worst part is she’ll still be adorable while she does it — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September […]
Riding Beerback
They say you can lead a horse to a watering-hole but you can’t make him drink. This is the kind of story that makes me think I could be totally wrong about the wisdom of […]
Horsing Around Is Not Always A Good Thing
There are some who like a soothing shot of Jack Daniels and some who like the potent punch of a Kamikaze, but even the most experienced tavern patron might turn away from the newest drink […]