This Valentine’s Day, Be Meme
I was going to write a loving Valentine’s Day salute to my wife, otherwise known as sucking up. But I hurt my back (it’s that or sickness every freaking holiday and anniversary), and the med I’m […]
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Gaylord Goforth’s Guide to V.D.
My Darling Tricuspids and Bicuspids: It’s that time of year when everything screams hearts. No, it has nothing to do with cardiac health, although you might want to stick nitroglycerin under your tongue for the […]
the Tunnel and the Cake– New Release from Brian Kiley
Today, HumorOutcasts Press is thrilled to launch the Tunnel and the Cake –the third novel from the talented author, writer and comic Brian Kiley. As with his first two novels The Astounding Misadventures of Rory […]
Amazing Way to Always Find Your Car Keys
How many times has this happened to you? You’re late to: 1) Meet the love of your life at a super fancy restaurant. You’re going to propose to her. 2) An interview for your dream […]
The Hidden Timeline of Tom Jones’ “Delilah”
Delilah and Samson, the other man Tom Jones was superb sing. His hit song, “Delilah,” tells how the protagonist sees Delilah with another man. Her dalliance enrages him to the point of murder. He knows […]
Navajo Fry Bread
Navajo Appetizer NAVAJO FRY BREAD INGREDIENTS 2 cups flour 3¼ teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1¼ cups milk, lukewarm 3 cups vegetable oil ¼ cup flour Serves 4. Takes 40 […]
I Simplify Jigsaw Puzzles
Jigsaw puzzles can be lots of fun. Finishing them elicits effusive praise from guests. Completing the puzzle makes your spouse respect you for the first time in months. “You completed a project. Well done!” However, […]
Wake Me Up When Valentines Day Is Over
Note: I stumbled upon this post from 2006 recently, and thought it gave an interesting look at my viewpoint at the time–after my first marriage, but before my second. In other words, I’m much happier […]
Wanda Wunder Wonders About That Mamas and the Papas Song
I’ve always thought what Wanda’s wondering about. Wanda Wunder #26 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
Apparently My Wife Doesn’t Like It When I Kiss Other Women
Sometimes I can disappoint my wife and, without intending to, hurt her feelings. For example, recently she was telling me something about something – not really sure what her point was. I was watching a […]