Waiting for My Wife
A common complaint of many husbands is having to wait for their wives. Waiting as she picks out an outfit; waiting for her to finish putting on makeup; waiting in the store for her to […]
Tag: marriage
The Blade and the Pot Holder
By Dave Jaffe Nowhere is a honed proficiency in karate more valuable than when it comes to survival in the kitchen. It’s why martial artist Betty Crocker was so feared and respected by rival chefs. […]
Beef Ravioli
Italian Entree BEEF RAVIOLI INGREDIENTS – DOUGH 3 cups flour (about 1 cup more) 2 eggs (4 more eggs used later) 1 egg yolk ½ cup water or more about 1 more […]
I’ve Become an Artist – Mainly to Compete with My Wife
I love my wife, Michele. She’s a very smart, incredibly talented artist. Even her name sounds like an artist: Michele Rushworth. We can be competitive in some ways, but the truth is, our talents tend […]
Don’t Blame Me for My Bad Behavior. It’s My Wife’s Fault
I discovered there are some extremely helpful life lessons found in the Bible. For example, the story of Adam and Eve and the Garden of Eden. When the serpent tempted Eve to eat the forbidden […]
Bill Spencer – Author of Uranus Is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh
We are so proud to have author Bill Spencer and his book Uranus is Always Funny: Short Essays to Make You Laugh as part of our HumorOutcasts Press family. If the past two years has […]
Intra-Couple Intercourse
Recently, my wife, Carolyn, returned from a store trip, and I followed her upstairs to surprise her with the news I’d folded all the laundry in her absence, but before I opened my mouth, she […]
Highlighting HOPress-Shorehouse/Corner Office Books for Summer Reading
As the summer approaches, we will be highlighting our HOPress-Shorehouse Books and some books from author friends. Today’s theme is laughter. Grab any of these books on Amazon and you will laugh. Available in paperback […]
Become Soft Spoken in Just Ten Days
Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Never Marry an Artist
Do you like having at least a speck of uncovered top space in your house? Then don’t say “I do” standing next to an artist. My wife, Carolyn, has her own entire studio under our […]