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Unicorn Bites #516

October 5, 2014
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4-year-old: Grown-ups can do what they want Me: Yup 4: Why don’t you eat pizza for every meal? Me: 4: Me:*takes a hard look at my life* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 2, 2014 4-year-old:…

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Zen Cook Haikus

September 26, 2014
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Zen Cook Haikus

Avoid tears while cooking. Cut onions underwater. Take  deep breath. Get wet. Have a pound of dill. Nearby chefs are so jealous. Defend home with mace. Zen Chef wants pizza. Make me one with everything.…

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Pizza, Pizza…………..

September 3, 2014
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Arising at 4 A.M. to get to my brother-in-law’s apartment before the ambulance transport so that I could quickly give him his medications before surgery, as archly instructed by the hospital staff, may have fuzzed up my mind.…

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Inspired by Actual Events – Maybe.

Inspired by Actual Events – Maybe.

And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices:   1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir. 2) Toblerone. 9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he…

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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

June 13, 2014
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Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force

Mexican Entree CAESAR’S SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 head romaine lettuce 4 bread slices 2 garlic cloves 1/4 cup olive oil (1 tablespoon more later) 2 ounces anchovies, cut in half (optional) 1 egg 2 teaspoons Dijon…

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Unicorn Bites 5/7/14

May 7, 2014
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Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” taught kids it’s OK to kill two women as long as they’re ugly and no one likes them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 7, 2014 I ate a whole…

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Danish Meatballs and the Fall of the Roman Empire

March 23, 2014
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Danish Meatballs and the Fall of the Roman Empire

Danish Entree MEATBALLS IN CURRY (boller i karry) INGREDIENTS – MEATBALLS 4 garlic cloves 2 small onions ½ pound ground beef ½ pound ground pork 1 cup bread crumbs 1 egg 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4…

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Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity

March 12, 2014
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Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity

Italian Entree SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 pizza crust 2 cups pasta sauce (see recipe) 8 ounces sausage meat 4 ounces sliced pepperoni 1 ½ pounds mozzarella cheese SPECIAL UTENSIL 16″ pizza pan PREPARATION…

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Life is all about compromises

Life is all about compromises

She has one glass of wine: I have one slice of pizza: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Unicorn Bites 2/19/14

February 19, 2014
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The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2014 I don’t understand unhappy…

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