Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner. When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]
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Football Sunday Catheterization
Every beer drinking football fan knows that you don’t buy beer, you just rent it. What goes in, must come out. Are you tired of missing game winning plays on TV because you’re standing over a […]
Unicorn Bites 12/8/13
Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]
Unicorn Bites 12/4/13
Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013 My boss asked me to […]
Dena Blizzard’s Sex Tape
Comedian Dena Blizzard shares her most intimate moments with HumorOutcasts! [embedplusvideo height=”255″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/191gX0N” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/LRys9q3gmXE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=LRys9q3gmXE&width=476&height=255&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep9541″ /] .
Kathy’s Points to Remember
You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]
The NSA Called To Tell Me…
Now that we know the NSA has been listening in on our cell phone conversations, it seems they no longer feel the need to keep their presence a secret. As a matter of fact, they […]
Every Emergency Contact Sheet Tells A Story
I’m currently temping at a production company in their Human Resources department. My job is to take the paperwork in their employees’ files and input it into their new database. Yes, Hollywood is indeed glamorous. […]
Atheists Rescue Christian Pets
What is a devoted Christian to do? Here, the Rapture is only one day away and many Christians have yet to make survival arrangements for their little Fido or Kitty. As everyone knows, pets can’t […]
The Burger Breakdown
A woman who had not eaten an In-N-Out burger for eight years literally cried after taking her first bite of a “double-double” at a grand opening for the burger chain in Texas. I am astounded […]