Zen Cook Haikus
Avoid tears while cooking. Cut onions underwater. Take deep breath. Get wet. Have a pound of dill. Nearby chefs are so jealous. Defend home with mace. Zen Chef wants pizza. Make me one with everything. […]
Tag: pizza
Pizza, Pizza…………..
Arising at 4 A.M. to get to my brother-in-law’s apartment before the ambulance transport so that I could quickly give him his medications before surgery, as archly instructed by the hospital staff, may have fuzzed up my mind. […]
Inspired by Actual Events – Maybe.
And so it came to pass, that Jill Y asked me to think about something. She gave me three choices: 1) Rivers of Jammu and Kashmir. 2) Toblerone. 9) Thirsty Dave’s facial expressions when he […]
Caesar’s Salad, Sexual Frenzies, and the Pelican Air Force
Mexican Entree CAESAR’S SALAD INGREDIENTS 1 head romaine lettuce 4 bread slices 2 garlic cloves 1/4 cup olive oil (1 tablespoon more later) 2 ounces anchovies, cut in half (optional) 1 egg 2 teaspoons Dijon […]
Unicorn Bites 5/7/14
Dorothy from “The Wizard of Oz” taught kids it’s OK to kill two women as long as they’re ugly and no one likes them. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 7, 2014 I ate a whole […]
Danish Meatballs and the Fall of the Roman Empire
Danish Entree MEATBALLS IN CURRY (boller i karry) INGREDIENTS – MEATBALLS 4 garlic cloves 2 small onions ½ pound ground beef ½ pound ground pork 1 cup bread crumbs 1 egg 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 […]
Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity
Italian Entree SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 pizza crust 2 cups pasta sauce (see recipe) 8 ounces sausage meat 4 ounces sliced pepperoni 1 ½ pounds mozzarella cheese SPECIAL UTENSIL 16″ pizza pan PREPARATION […]
Unicorn Bites 2/19/14
The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2014 I don’t understand unhappy […]
Freezing my butt off? Not so much
I want my money back. I distinctly remember hearing that if I moved to Northern Virginia, I’d be able to “freeze my butt off” in the winter on top of this damn mountain. Well, my […]