Danish Meatballs and the Fall of the Roman Empire
Danish Entree MEATBALLS IN CURRY (boller i karry) INGREDIENTS – MEATBALLS 4 garlic cloves 2 small onions ½ pound ground beef ½ pound ground pork 1 cup bread crumbs 1 egg 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 […]
Tag: pizza
Sausage and Pepperoni Pizza and the Dawn of Humanity
Italian Entree SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 pizza crust 2 cups pasta sauce (see recipe) 8 ounces sausage meat 4 ounces sliced pepperoni 1 ½ pounds mozzarella cheese SPECIAL UTENSIL 16″ pizza pan PREPARATION […]
Unicorn Bites 2/19/14
The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2014 I don’t understand unhappy […]
Freezing my butt off? Not so much
I want my money back. I distinctly remember hearing that if I moved to Northern Virginia, I’d be able to “freeze my butt off” in the winter on top of this damn mountain. Well, my […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner. When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]
Football Sunday Catheterization
Every beer drinking football fan knows that you don’t buy beer, you just rent it. What goes in, must come out. Are you tired of missing game winning plays on TV because you’re standing over a […]
Unicorn Bites 12/8/13
Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]
Unicorn Bites 12/4/13
Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013 My boss asked me to […]
Dena Blizzard’s Sex Tape
Comedian Dena Blizzard shares her most intimate moments with HumorOutcasts! [embedplusvideo height=”255″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/191gX0N” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/LRys9q3gmXE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=LRys9q3gmXE&width=476&height=255&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=¬es=” id=”ep9541″ /] .