Unicorn Bites 2/19/14

The U.S. Army developed a pizza that stays good for 3 years. Finally, those billions in military spending paid off. Your move, Al Qaeda. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2014 I don’t understand unhappy […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind our granddaughter’s lovely teenage friend who graciously offered to make us pizza for dinner.  When the directions say remove the plastic from the frozen pizza then place in oven, it means […]

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Football Sunday Catheterization

Emergency Laughter

Every beer drinking football fan knows that you don’t buy beer, you just rent it. What goes in, must come out. Are you tired of missing game winning plays on TV because you’re standing over a […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/8/13

Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/4/13

Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013   My boss asked me to […]

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Dena Blizzard’s Sex Tape

Comedian Dena Blizzard shares her most intimate moments with HumorOutcasts! [embedplusvideo height=”255″ width=”476″ editlink=”http://bit.ly/191gX0N” standard=”http://www.youtube.com/v/LRys9q3gmXE?fs=1″ vars=”ytid=LRys9q3gmXE&width=476&height=255&start=&stop=&rs=w&hd=0&autoplay=0&react=1&chapters=&notes=” id=”ep9541″ /] .

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Every Emergency Contact Sheet Tells A Story

I’m currently temping at a production company in their Human Resources department. My job is to take the paperwork in their employees’ files and input it into their new database. Yes, Hollywood is indeed glamorous. […]

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