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Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre

October 4, 2016
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Paul’s Pizza And the Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre

American Entree PAUL’S PIZZA INGREDIENTS – PIZZA CRUST 2⅔ cups all-purpose flour ⅓ cup beer ⅔ cup water 2⅔ tablespoons vegetable oil ¾ teaspoon sugar ¾ teaspoon salt 2½ teaspoons active dry yeast no-stick spray…

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Basil Pesto Pizza, Basil Rathbone

November 19, 2015
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Italian Entree BASIL PESTO PIZZA INGREDIENTS 2 cups fresh basil 4 garlic cloves 3 tablespoons ground walnuts ¾ cup olive oil ¾ cup grated Parmesan cheese ¼ teaspoon white pepper 1 tablespoon flour no-stick spray…

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Beer Pizza and the Birth of the Round Table

July 19, 2015
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Beer Pizza and the Birth of the Round Table

Italian Entree BEER PIZZA INGREDIENTS 1 beer pizza crust (See above recipe.) 1 small onion 1 Roma tomato 1 teaspoon Italian seasoning ½ pound ground sausage ¼ cup beer (additional ¼ cup later) ½ cup…

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Nepali Pizza And Where to Run Naked in Asia

February 12, 2015
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Nepali Pizza And Where to Run Naked in Asia

Nepali Entree NEPALI PIZZA (chatamari) INGREDIENTS 1 cup black lentils (matpe beans) 3 cups water 1 cup water (about, check for consistency of batter as you add.) ½ cup ghee or butter (1 additional cup…

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Regret, a Loving Poem

January 25, 2015
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Regret, a Loving Poem

Regret* Said the mother penguin to her chick, “Bring your furry ass over here I need to regurgitate and make room for beer.” “No, mom, no I want a pizza A pizza eater I shall…

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The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me

December 26, 2014
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The Vice President Doesn’t Like Me

  Some time ago*, Joe Biden, the Vice President, of this august land sent me a post titled, “I’ve had it up to here.” I don’t know what I’ve could have done to upset him.…

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Unicorn Bites #565

December 2, 2014
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Me: *hugs 4-year-old* I wouldn’t trade you for anything in the world. 4-year-old: I’d trade you for pizza. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 19, 2014 Me: What’s wrong? 4-year-old: I wish everything was made out…

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New Addition to The Family

New Addition to The Family

Jill Y’s cooler brother, the one who doesn’t work for Microsoft and his partner recently welcomed a new addition to their family and we’ve never seen them so happy: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI…

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Unicorn Bites #551

November 14, 2014
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2-year-old: I don’t want to eat my pork chop! Me: Name one thing that’s wrong with it. 2-year-old: It’s not pizza. Touché. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 5, 2014 500,000 teens followed a random Target…

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The Recipe of Happiness

The Recipe of Happiness

Let this be a lesson of hope. Never be afraid to dream big for fear of being let down. Always aim for the stars and one day, you too might just find your very own Kit Kat…

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