HGTV Is Remodeling My Marriage
Are you a fan of reality television? My wife adores the HGTV Network. It stands for Home and Garden Television, and in our one TV household, there is nothing more deflating for me than walking […]
Tag: relationships
Cheers! A Wedding Toast To The Couple You Don’t Like
We’ve all seen it happen: A train wreck of a marriage, headed down a one-way track to Miseryville, with a small layover at Domestic Violence, USA. Whether it’s family, friends, or the librarian we’ve befriended in an effort […]
The Trick to Spicing up Your Love Life Might Be Right in Front of Your Eyes
Some people have fetishes; I get it. I don’t want to be a part of their fetish world, but I watch enough cable TV to know that lots of kinky stuff exists out there. […]
Things that should be on Kim Kardashian’s baby registry
Unless you live in a cave without internet access*, and/or you do something more productive than peruse gossip magazines while waiting in line at the grocery store, you know by now that Kim Kardashian is […]
When Parents Visit
This week, I was lucky enough to have my parents visit us. It has been a long time since they made the treks, so I wanted everything to be perfect. It’s funny about parents. […]
Solving World Problems One Riblet Basket At a Time
This time of year many men get together with friends, building bromances watching basketball. Unlike women, men in groups engage in competitions to determine their male superiority over the losers in their herd. Men are […]
New Math Formula Points to the Size of a Man
I’m not sure exactly how to segue gracefully into this topic, so I am just going to jump right in, and here it goes: It seems that researchers in South Korea have come up with […]