Princess Kate and I Share a Sheer Delight
When the leaves start falling, a woman’s thoughts turn to … pantyhose? Well, for some of us. It’s true. I belong to a dying breed of never-go-bare-legged women. Rare among womankind […]
Category: Good Clean Fun
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America’s Great Debate: Pie or Cake?
In the past two years, our nation has become increasingly polarized. We’ve become a divided nation, with people firmly rooted in one camp or the other. There appears to be no end in sight to […]
The Ten Best Things About Growing Old(er)
10. Senior Discounts. Sometimes they don’t amount to much, sometimes they do, but the thrill of not having to pay full price almost makes up for any cheapness and gives us a feeling that we […]
Don your Scary Hat for “Humor Meets Horror” Month on Humoroutcasts.com
Do you like horror? Do you like to frighten the bejesus out of friends and family but they don’t appreciate your “skill?” Come and tell Humoroutcasts.com (HO) all about. It is our […]
Semi Humorous Meetings With Strange Creatures In The Night
The following are real life experiences: It was my first time to Steamboat Springs in Colorado. As was my usual way of traveling in my younger days, I planned on camping out in the rough- […]
The Trump Cabinet Quiz
“Good morning, class. Today’s mid-term is on the Trump Cabinet. Yes the Cabinet changes as often as the definition of the word ‘collusion’. But reliable sources assure me that no Cabinet changes are contemplated for […]
My Cat Buddy Announces His Bid for the Presidency in 2020
Greetings, my fellow Americans. I am Buddy. Just Buddy. No last name, as far as I know. (What can I say, my human, Tim Jones, really sucks at naming cats.) Ever since Donald Trump was […]
I Found The Fountain of Youth
In my twenties, which was in the eighties, I played cassettes and made mix tapes. In my thirties, which was in the nineties, I played cd’s and burned my favorite tunes onto them. Then […]
So you want to become a runner!
Being a long time runner I’m not reluctant to mention that fact when meeting someone for the first time. It’s then not unusual for that new acquaintance to mention that he or she would like […]