Friday Humor Devotional
Democratic Candidate, Bernie Sanders would make an awesome college roommate. He’d pay your tuition, solar panel your dorm room, and you’d never have to hide your “medicinal” marijuana stash. […]
Bobby Jindal, the Louisiana Governor who recently dropped out of the Presidential race stated in one of his speeches, “We’ve had enough of talkers. It is time for doers.” I totally agree with ya’ Bobby! […]
You know you’re a serious Presidential candidate when your opponents refer to you by your first name. “Carly Fiorina, Jeb Bush, Bernie Sanders and Hillary will discuss the rising cost of Parmesan and Provolone” – […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness. I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup. He caught three mice, five birds and […]
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip, […]
Dear Lord, forgive me for my gluttony. Is it a sin to take communion twenty-eight times in a row on a Saturday because I’ve run out of wine and the liquor stores are closed for […]
My husband finally decided to clean the tool shed windows when I was summoned outside: Hubs: Poppet would you come outside please. Me: Why? Hubs: I need your artistic opinion. Me: ——–? Hubs: It’ll only […]