Getting It Right Next Time
Operation American Spring descended on Washington, DC yesterday. Billed as a patriot march on the capitol, its goal was to remove and lock up the tyrants occupying Congress and The White House. The organizers pledged […]
Category: Fiction
Vietnamese Spring Rolls and Eternal Full Employment
Vietnamese Entree SPRING ROLLS (cha gio) INGREDIENTS – SAUCE 1/4 teaspoon Thai chili or red pepper flakes or minced serrano 1/4 cup fish sauce or Hoisin sauce 1 tablespoon lime juice 1/4 cup sugar ½ […]
Take A Powder With Pocket Booze
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Every now and then a concept just makes me stop and gape in amazement. The designated hitter, Joe Biden as Vice-President, a transistor radio you can listen to in the […]
Jay-Z, Beyonce Break Silence About Elevator Fight, Antarctic Ice Melt Irreversible
Citizens of the world are now breathing a sigh of relief after Jay-Z, Beyonce, and her sister Lozenge finally broke their silence about a fight captured on a hotel elevator surveillance camera recently. Ever since […]
How I morphed from human to fertilizer.
Jill Y somehow felt compelled to tell me about the dream she had. It had something to do with a never-ending foam snake, area codes for Brisbane and elastic knee support. Now I’m not someone who […]
Leave It, It’s Marriage
The other day I was reading an article on divorce. Apparently, in an effort to restore the America pictured above, certain states are trying to make it harder for people to get divorced. Yes, the […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please refrain from judging me. My wife has begged me to buy a new mattress. With that being said, if there is any way you could get me in for this early bird […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Mark R. Hunter
I so enjoyed having HO writer Mark R Hunter on Humoroutcasts Radio this week. He has so much going on between novellas, his website, short stories, a full time job as a sheriff’s dispatcher and […]
Peanut Sauce, Sex Museums, and Cannabis
Dutch appetizer PEANUT SAUCE (pinda saus) INGREDIENTS 1 garlic clove ½ teaspoon lemon juice 1/4 teaspoon lemongrass 3/4 cup smooth peanut butter 4 tablespoons soy sauce 1/4 teaspoon sambal oelek (omit if you can’t find […]