Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me to understand why it is as soon as we invite friends over for dinner our cat who is always constipated decides it’s the perfect time to take a monumental litter […]
Category: Everyday Life
Motorized Scooters Do Not Do Escalators
A woman attempted to drive her motorized scooter up an escalator in a Boston subway station. During her misguided ascent, something went awry and the scooter toppled over and so did the woman. A fellow […]
Just when you thought it was safe to buy vacation souvenirs. . .
When I go on vacation, I like to bring back souvenirs for family and friends. But on my most recent excursion, I discovered that a lot of these little trinkets are unintentionally inappropriate. For example, […]
An Easy Bake Love Affair
When I was in third grade, all I wanted for my birthday was the Deluxe Betty Crocker Easy Bake Oven. I dreamed of owning it and cooking largesse meals for David Cassidy while the rest […]
Serial Bird Killer
I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me. I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet […]
The Satan Interview
Last week, I watched a show about the end of the world on one of the History Channels. Then, this week, I saw another show covering the same topic. No matter what show I watch, […]
Two Days Off…or Not
My family says I do not know how to relax. I think they are crazy. Just because I like to fold laundry or surf the internet on my laptop or design an outdoor patio while […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I die please have my ashes spread over the sexy hot bodies of Johnny Depp and LL Cool J so that I can at last say I was part of a ménage à trois, […]
I Miss Mayberry
On Tuesday, July 3, 2012, one of North Carolina’s native sons, Andy Griffith passed away. Six years ago, I had the opportunity to visit Mount Airy aka Mayberry and visit the Andy Griffith Playhouse. It […]