The Place to Take a Humor Break
American Dessert CHOCOLATE AND VANILLA SUNDAE INGREDIENTS 3/4 cup whipping cream 1 cup semisweet chocolate chips 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/3 cup unsalted peanuts (or already ground) 2 pints chocolate ice cream 2 pints vanilla […]
Me: What do you want for Christmas? My brother: Pants. I don’t care what kind. Me: *buys him assless chaps* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 23, 2013 Me: If I eat another bite, […]
Wife: You’re a terrible husband. Me: I can change. *transforms into a dragon* *proves to also be a terrible dragon-husband* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 8, 2013 I fed my 1-year-old pizza and […]
Frustration reigned today so I reached out to my favorite superhero “Cake Woman” who can melt chocolate, blend batter, whip up icing and bake a cake that can make me feel good again and lose […]
Sometimes it just makes sense to me to combine some of the most obvious things. Whoever came up with peanut butter and chocolate, for instance, was a genius. (Reese’s?) And then we have peanut butter […]
Does your dog display a faraway look in his eyes? At times, does he possess a need for an exorbitant amount of Snausages? Does he lie on his back and stare at the ceiling fan […]
It’s time once again for my Friday Dance of Joy. I post my Dance of Joy announcement on Facebook and Twitter each week, and I know that some people think these are merely words on […]
I want to believe with every fiber of my being that people break into my house and steal my food. This is the best explanation I have for why my refrigerator is empty. I go […]
