The Place to Take a Humor Break
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
February 25: This entree from Brunei celebratesbrate a drunken man breaking into a Pizza Hut(tm) on this day to fry wings You love Pizza Hut(tm). Who does not? You love chicken. Billions of people devour […]
American Entree PIGS IN A BUTTERMILK BLANKET INGREDIENTS 1 16-ounce package jumbo buttermilk biscuit dough1 cup grated Four-Mexican cheeses8 turkey franks PREPARATION Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Separate the dough into eight pieces. Elongate each […]
This photo was taken on the spot by me, your source for fast-breaking news. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]
American Entree PEPPER JACK MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS 1 small white onion1 small red onion3 garlic cloves1½ tablespoons olive oil1½ pounds ground beef3 large eggs1 tablespoon parsley1 green bell pepper1 green chile1 14.5 can diced tomatoes½ teaspoon […]
That’s right. I mean business. Early this morning, I turned my Miniturizo Ray(tm) on Jupiter. The planet is now only four inches across, easy peasy for my PlanetoPull Ray(tm). So, the entire planet Jupiter is […]
The struggle is real. I recently had to go back to the store, horrors, for pomegranate syrup. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Is it safe to visit? Weeds If you kill a neighbor,You’ll die for murder.If you kill a weed,You’ll never bleed. I do good deedsWhen I’m happy.I attack my weedsWhen life goes crappy. If the garden […]
