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Mexican Entree OAXACA RANCHERO PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS (Or buy at store.) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray (Don’t forget this.) […]
Hector’s vegetable matter outfit makes him irresistible Photo Courtesy of Steve Kramer What’s the latest craze sweeping the nation? Is it televison dance contest with stars? No. Is it a television dance contest with […]
The sticker says, “Two tortillas.” I like to cook. So does my friend, Carl La Fong*. Although a really good cook, Carl occasionally makes mistakes. Sometimes they’re doozies. In the spirit of helping fledgling chefs, […]
Is this you? Do people at restaurants move to tables farther away from you? Do you routinely get booted out of libraries? Are you banned from meditation centers? Does your spouse wear earplugs around the […]
Mexican Soup MOCTEZUMA CHEESE SOUP INGREDIENTS 10 ounces queso quesadilla jalapeno (queso = cheese)½ cup Crema Mexicana (sour cream)¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses¼ cup water½ tsp cumin¼ tsp cayenne PREPARATION (Wave your wand […]
Mexican Entree MEXICAN PIZZA INGREDIENTS PIZZA CRUST (If you have a bread maker or buy at store) 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2 ½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2 ½ teaspoons active dry […]
Dave Cornelius always thought that the hymn “Up From The Grave He Arose” was about gravy. It does make the hymn sound ominous. Thanks to Dave Cornelius for sharing this misheard hymn title. – […]
I really thought for the longest time that the Glory Be to the Father prayer started with the following words: Misheard #3 Apparently, the word “shouting” was really “shall be” all along. I must say […]
LUTEFISK Heck no, I wont make this. INGREDIENTS Dried codLyeWaterOther stuff PREPARATION No! No, a thousand times, no. I will not give you a recipe for lutefisk. You bought my cookbook. I have a warm […]
