A Flowery State Debate
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK Ah, spring! That time of year when we give up complaining about one set of annoyances, in favor of complaining about another set of annoyances. It’s kind of like the […]
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The Plant Overlords
Sometimes my job as a sound mixer in Show Business takes me to some fascinating and exotic locations, and sometimes it just lands me right in the middle of a commercial plant nursery for 16 […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t […]
Unicorn Bites 2/22/14
A Girl Scout made headlines when she sold cookies outside a Colorado pot shop. There’s no word on how she plans to spend her first million. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2014 Me: Sex? […]
The Ultimate Proposal
While perusing the online news, an interesting human interest story caught my attention. It was about a man who decided to propose to his girlfriend through a crossword puzzle. It was not any crossword puzzle. […]
The Engineer’s View of Valentine’s Day
Each Valentine’s Day, my friends tell me what they want to receive from their husbands and boyfriends. Some want big-ticket items; some want a day of romance. Me, I just want to be able to […]
Judge John Hurley, the Mikado
The Mikado in the eponymous Gilbert and Sullivan play sings that, as the most humane Mikado in all of Japanese history, he believes that every punishment should fit its crime. And certainly a no more […]
“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”
Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra. Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES. If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]
No Sympathy When I am Sick
My husband had a head cold this week. So, being a nice wife, I made him homemade chicken soup that I packed in a nice Tupperware container so he could nuke it at work. I […]