Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Leftover frozen yogurt that has been sitting in the freezer for two months after being opened isn’t the best choice for dessert. 2. If you have left ice cubes untouched in the freezer for […]
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Ten Tips for Darkening Your Day
1. Start the morning with a visit to the dentist and a root canal. I did this a few days ago. Fortunately, I am not afraid of dentists. I have been known to doze off […]
How Not to Be an Annoying Tourist in New York City
In my last essay, titled “How to Talk to People in Europe Without Sounding Like a Stupid Foreigner,” I dropped some pearls of advice to American travelers in Europe. I will now reverse myself and […]
How to Talk to People in Europe Without Sounding Like a Stupid Foreigner
“Foreigner?” you say. “FOREIGNER?! I’m an American. I am not a foreigner.” Well, I have news for you. When you are in other people’s countries, you are the foreigner. You are playing in their yard. […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
Okay! I’m back again with these. If you want to make something of this, please confine your wisecracks to the “Comments” section below. Thank you. For professional singers: 1. If you want to have a […]
Resolutions I Ought to Make But Probably Won’t
For years now, my one New Year’s resolution has been to make no resolutions. This year will be different, because I will at least think of some things that ought to be done better in […]
More of Kathy’s Points to Remember
I’ll bet you thought you were free of these. 1. If your cat is a Bon Jovi fan, don’t let anybody know. It is a shameful family secret that must never be revealed to the […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember About Pets
1. Cats are smart. Don’t try to have a battle of wits with one of them, because they will never quit until they have pounded you into the ground, sat on you and forced you […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. If your boss is yelling at you, it’s because he is mad about something he thinks you did, he is the boss and he can. 2. If your boss is yelling at you and […]
What Would Don Corleone Buy?
I know. I did this before, here: What Would Heathcliff Buy? . Well, I’m bored again and my mind is wandering down strange roads. Here are the fruits of today’s mental meanderings. Let us take […]