Tag: funny
I’m just a jealous guy.
I know I don’t deserve to be with someone as unbelievably fantastic as Jill Y and I’m not usually the jealous type but she never stops going on about that Ryan Gosling dude. I don’t […]
Unicorn Bites 9/3/14
4-year-old: I said I wanted ice in my cup! Me: I put it in there an hour ago. It melted. 4: Things don’t just disappear! My sanity did. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 3, 2014 […]
Song Parody: “Video Games” by Mama Del Roy
Video Games Lyrics by Mama Del Roy Music by Lana Del Rey You haven’t seen our backyard Don’t make me stop this car Callin’ out my name “Mom get me a root beer, bring […]
Pizza, Pizza…………..
Arising at 4 A.M. to get to my brother-in-law’s apartment before the ambulance transport so that I could quickly give him his medications before surgery, as archly instructed by the hospital staff, may have fuzzed up my mind. […]
If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
Talk about stress. We were out-of-town when Jill Y’s dog accidentally heard the so-called music of Bon Jovi. When we’re at home and this happens, we usually contact Sugartastic Daddy John and he performs an […]
Percussive Repercussions.
I stand by my actions and insist I did no wrong. When Jill Y sends me to the store, she knows she has to be specific when telling me what to get. I got everything […]
Some of My Facebook Friends are Dead
Has this ever happened to you? You find out that one of your 600 Facebook friends has slipped the surly bonds of earth and social media and gone to the “other side”? I’ve had it […]