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Don’t Go Down There!

October 4, 2012October 4, 2012 Kevin Woolery

My girlfriend wanted me to go down there, if you know what I mean, but screw that, she’s not the only one who’s afraid of the basement.

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3 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daybasement, down, Fear, humor, men, women

Hi, Men…I Am Back?

September 19, 2012September 20, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

What if you could go back in time and become the person you once were? Wish no more because you can…well, at least if you are a woman. Yes, for a mere $30, women can […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationshipsfunny, honesty, humor, hymen, kits, mail, marriage, men, relationship, women

For the Guys: Signs That a Woman Really and Truly Doesn’t Like You

September 18, 2012September 19, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

I want to thank Thomas Sullivan for his fall-on-the-floor hilarious piece that can be found here: Signs That He’s Probably Not the One. I thought it would only be fair to present a woman’s point […]

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4 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Relationshipsfunny, funny lists, humor, Kathy Minicozzi, men, relationships, Sex, unrequited love, women

Sex and Driving: the Ultimate Distraction?

September 13, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

A Florida woman was charged with armed robbery after she pulled a gun on a man who was engaged in sex with her while he was driving his car. I’m not being prudish here, but […]

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12 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylearmed robbery, crime, driving, Florida, men, National Enquirer, news, police, relationships, texting, women

The Ease of Eavesdropping

June 6, 2012June 6, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

I was intrigued by a commercial for a personal sound amplifier that can allow a person to hear voices and sounds up to 90 feet away. Discreet because it resembles a Blue Tooth and fits […]

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7 CommentsLifestyle, Relationshipsbathing suits, bikinis, competition, compliments, hearing, humor, men, personal amplification devices, pools, star trek, TV commercials, women

It’s Weiner Wednesday

May 30, 2012 Wilma Jammer

One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]

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2 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Politicsabsurd, Anthony Weiner, comedy, fun, funny, funny lists, funny stories, hot dog, humor, humour, men, politics, relationships, stupid, Weiner, weiner dog

Kathy’s Points to Remember

May 18, 2012July 17, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Don’t wear a pair of Espadrilles in the rain. Your feet will never recover from the emotional trauma. If you want your cat to do something, make him think you don’t want him to do […]

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6 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Words to Think Uponbathing suits, cats, espadrilles, fun, funny lists, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, men, relationships, women

Decoding Men

May 18, 2012October 18, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Several times this month, I had lunch or dinner with women who are extremely frustrated with the various men in their lives.  In short, they are tired of trying to figure them out. So, in an […]

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8 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipscheating, females, humor, males, men, relationships, women

How to Open a Stubborn Jar of Pickles

May 1, 2012May 2, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Like most writers, I get inspired by the work of the Great Ones. I also crib ideas from my colleagues. This includes the work of that talented humorist Bill Y. Ledden. His brilliant treatise on […]

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10 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean Fun, LifestyleBill Y Ledden, humor, jars, men, opening jars, pickles, women

The Anti Pick-up Line

April 25, 2012April 25, 2012 Suzy Soro

My favorite line to use on a guy trying to pick me up: “Is that your nose or did your pants fall down?” There’s always a swift exit.

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2 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayhumor, men, pick up lines, women

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