Oklahoma Venison Burger
American Entree OKLAHOMA VENISON BURGER INGREDIENTS 1 onion 1 pound ground venison or ground beef ⅛ teaspoon pepper ¼ teaspoon salt 4 hamburger buns 1 ½tablespoon vegetable oil 4 slices American or […]
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The Mysterious Staple Remover
It’s about to turn into a staple. How many times has this happened to you? You stapled a stack of papers, but you need to take out that staple because it twisted into an impossible […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Phrase – Pit of Time
How many times has this happened to you? You wanted to do something, but you ran out of time. All of a sudden, you got old. You feel as if time is always getting away […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Mibiro
How many times has this happened to you? You spent your whole life working 80 houea a week and spending only enough to eat and to have shelter. Then on impulse you bought a Vermeer […]
Deep Thought Man on Missing Things
Deep Thought Man has been away for a while. He ponders the secrets of the universe so intently that he often takes the wrong fork in the road and has to backtrack quite a bit. […]
They Came to Say Hi
The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up […]
Food Stain Apparel – Rock the Guac
You can’t spot the guacamole stain. How many times has this happened to you? You’re dead tired, but you went to that party anyway. Your gracious host served a tableful of wonderfully tasty Mexican food. […]
Your Call is Very Important to Us
Well no, not really. The whole customer-service process is designed to drive us crazy enough to hang up. I say when you lose your cool, lose it completely like in the picture below. Not only […]
Goofy Man on Being Weird
Serious projects need a serious mindset. Having fun, however, requires being weird. Goofy Man #5 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word – Finspeak
I’m not making up the following finspeak. I earned my doctorate in International Economics and yes, such utterances make my brain hurt and my teeth itch. We need a word for this gobbledigook. And now […]