Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, tell our aging neighbors that having wild sex is okay but please remind them to remove their Life Alert devices.  Five fire trucks and two paramedics came to their rescue when they came, Amen!

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to our dimwitted redneck neighbor that using plastic milk jugs as floating pool toys only works after you drink the milk, Amen.

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my hayseed farmer husband for embarrassing me at a recent lunch with my city boss, when he was kind enough to invite him along. When he displayed an interest in visiting our […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please let my two teenage daughters know that giving me a front row seat at a Justin Bieber concert or a gift certificate for a free mani-pedi will never, ever, EVER be an […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please remind my wife not to annoy me while I’m watching NCIS.  “Can you kill the huge spider in the bath tub, I can’t reach the peaches on the top shelf  can you get them for me […]

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When Mythical Creatures Fight Back

I recently watched a nature program or some mock version of a nature program professing the reality of mermaids and the possibility that they may exist. Over 3-million viewers watched as computer generated mermaids swam with […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for sucker punching my husband at the dinner table. When I asked how he spent his day off, I thought he said he’d spent hours online looking at porn shops, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for the wretched things I say about my dear mother behind her back. Why, oh why, in the world would she name me Eatan after marrying my dad whose last […]

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