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My Car Is As Clean As My Conscience

January 9, 2017
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Have you ever noticed that when a friend offers you a ride and you get in their car, they usually say, “Sorry about the mess,” even if the car’s interior is so pristine you could…

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Carnitas and the Mexican Revolution

December 18, 2016
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Mexican Entree CARNITAS INGREDIENTS 4 pounds boneless pork shoulder or loin 1 teaspoon chili powder 1 teaspoon cumin 1 teaspoon oregano ½ teaspoon salt 2 teaspoons lime juice 1 large onion ½ cup fresh cilantro…

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It became impossible to distinguish one from the other.

October 28, 2014
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It became impossible to distinguish one from the other.

On first inspection, Nic Cage didn’t look anything like the car but on closer inspection, it became impossible to distinguish one from the other: Bill Y "The Legend" LeddenI can’t say I’m brilliant until I…

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Unicorn Bites #512

October 1, 2014
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My recent Google searches: How to get glue out of a kid’s eyebrows How to remove glue without removing eyebrows How to replace eyebrows — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 27, 2014 You call it “lazy.”…

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Undercover Cell Phones: The New Police Weapon?

September 18, 2014
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A drug dealer in Tennessee is behind bars because of a confession he voluntarily made to the police—well, sort of voluntarily.  This is his tale of woe. The alleged criminal was driving merrily in his…

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Guns 4 Nuns

September 5, 2014
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Guns 4 Nuns

Today I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said “Guns 4 Nuns.” I went to Catholic school for twelve years. Trust me. The last thing those sadistic penguins need are firearms. Mario TurchiaroloMario…

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Music Doesn’t Make It Any Better

June 20, 2014
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Lisa NewlinLisa is a humor writer who plays an unconvincing lawyer in year life. She prefers dogs to most people, and food over most everything. Her blog, http://lisanewlin.com will make you feel better about your…

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Frankie K’s First Day Working At The Suicide Hotline

January 5, 2014
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It’s Frankie K’s first day as an operator at the suicide hotline. Unfortunately, there’s a little misunderstanding on Frankie’s part of what the job entails. Click below to hear Frankie’s first call. Frankie’s First Day…

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Vacation with the Royal Goat: A Script

August 19, 2013
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Ever gone on family vacation? We have. Here is a script of what our morning looked like the day we left for a 10-day vacation to French Canada. It doesn’t need much introduction…. The eve…

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Paddy The Painter

October 29, 2012
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Paddy the Painter is a painter but not only is he a man who paints, he’s a man who asks the questions that the rest of us only think about asking. A man who forgets…

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