Jokes should not be forced…
Year: 2024
What I Did Today
Ravioli punch hid for a long time Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting. 1) Woke up. Good start to the day. 2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet. 3) Had […]
Stamp, Coin Collectors Endorse Haley as “Prettiest Candidate”
BELLEFONTE, Pa. The American Philatelic Society, the nation’s largest organization of stamp collectors, today joined the American Numismatic Society, its counterpart among coin collectors, to announce their joint decision to endorse Republican Nikki Haley for […]
A Holiday Blowout!
I experienced a holiday first this year. I spent the night in lockup at the county jail. It wasn’t so traumatic. It only added extra octane to my celebrations. I got to drink eggnog from […]
Please Stop Saying “At YOUR Age”
Dear People Under Forty, As a person who is now officially a “senior citizen” (I had my Medicare birthday three years ago), I have a small request. Whenever we’re together could you please refrain from […]
“Lawyers Without Borders” Bring Aid, Strife to Third World
MALCZW, Freedonia. In this land-locked, vowel-starved country, many residents have never even seen a lawyer, much less retained one. “It is both a blessing and a curse,” says tribal chieftain Mzrz Glzorp. “We do not […]
Masoor Dal and His Time Traveling Dog
Indian Entree MASOOR DAL (Red Lentils) INGREDIENTS 1 cup split red lentils 2 green chiles 2 garlic cloves 1 small onion 2 tomatoes 1 dry red chile 2¾ cups water or vegetable […]