As you all no doubt have heard by now, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have gotten engaged. And how sweet is this? For an engagement gift, Khloe, Kourtney and their mother Kris chipped in and […]
A six foot alligator went shopping at a Walmart in Florida. Proving that, yes, Walmart can be even more white trash than it already is.
By now, you’ve all heard the tragic news: Bruce and Kris Jenner are splitting up. I bet you’re just as shocked as I am to hear this. Though in hindsight, I guess it shouldn’t come […]
Last week I returned to the work force for the first time in years. I’m not going to lie: It’s taking some adjustment. After years of being able to sleep when I want, get up […]
Julie Chen reveals she had plastic surgery to Westernize her look. Unlike Joan Rivers who had plastic surgery to look like an alien.
The wait is finally over. No, they haven’t found the last golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory (I wish). The leads have been cast for the movie adaptation of the trashy novel…um…sorry…I mean erotic […]
The Disney Channel is conducting a nationwide talent search to discover their next crop of child stars. In case any of you parents out there are thinking of taking your children to one of these […]
McDonald’s is launching its newest menu item, Mighty Wings, on September 9th. They see their new chicken product as a threat to such competitors as Wendy’s and Burger King because their McWings are bone-in chicken. […]
Feeling good today. I’m as happy as a foam finger on Miley Cyrus’ hand.
I was making an omelet this morning and this egg decided it was not going to meet its demise in the frying pan. Apparently, it had no interest in becoming part of my most important […]