Are We on the Verge of a Zombie Apocalypse?
This week in the news, there was a report of a horrific crime in Florida which involved a deranged man, supposedly high on bath salts, chewing the face off another man. I am not laughing […]
This week in the news, there was a report of a horrific crime in Florida which involved a deranged man, supposedly high on bath salts, chewing the face off another man. I am not laughing […]
One of our local shops here is calling today “Weiner Wednesday.” Apparently, it’s a day where you can get a great deal on a hot dog, however, a great deal on a Weiner really means: […]
I tried online dating a few years ago. It was just after the collapse of my marriage. I wasn’t looking for anything serious, because the ink on my divorce papers was barely dry, and […]
Tom Cruise’s new film, previously titled One Shot, just recently got the kiss of death by being renamed, Jack Reacher. Apparently, the film’s producers haven’t seen John Carter (2012) or Larry Crowne (2011). And if you’ve […]
As a parent of two kids – plus another expected addition within the next few weeks – there are some things I love to hear my daughters say. Such as, “You’re the greatest dad ever” or […]
Next week, on June 6th, my guest on HumorOutcasts Radio is a young man from Florida named Scott Heide. Scott has launched a video about finding “Ms. Right” that has landed him on TV, radio […]
Every time I breeze past a fabric shop at the mall or eyeball one of those gingham-garbed girls sauntering in front of the Mormon Church in their longish fairy-tale blue dresses, I think about seventh […]
I became Twitter-obsessed in 2010. It probably happened when I got the shocking email. My scream sent the family running. Sure, it was a happy scream, but the volume and intensity sounded more like “I […]
There is no hope for me. The only thing left is to accept myself for what I am and hope that others will understand. I like Brussels sprouts. When you mention Brussels sprouts to people, […]
I recently had to wait 15 minutes at the Walmart cash register because my container of spinach rang up as “CONTACT MANAGER”. No manager could be found and 3 different people attempted to solve this […]