What I Did Today
Ravioli punch hid for a long time Busy, busy day. I’m exhaustedand hurting. 1) Woke up. Good start to the day. 2) Got up. Right away, Go me! The Energizer Bunny(tm), you bet. 3) Had […]
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Misread Sign
While, in fast-food restaurant, I misread the following sign: “Curly fries are friend magnets.” I really thought for an instant that the sentence went as below. “Curly fries are fried magnets.” So that’s why I keep bumping into iron. On […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Puos
The world teems with people unsure of the plural form of puo. This uncertainty dates back the Elizabethan Era. Astoundingly enough, there’s no word that means more than one puo. It’s time to correct this […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Memewipe
Why can’t we post brilliant things on Facebook(tm)? Is it because we are never quite clever enough? No, brilliant memes assault our eyes the moment we sign on to our Facebook feed. These memes drives […]
My Latch Hook Project
In my continual quest to find something that will me keep off the streets–where I’d only foment revolution–I’ve taken up latch hooking. This project will also help my manual dexterity and my eye coordination by […]
Vera the Virus Starts a Business – Part One
Vera the Virus is tired of being poor. Vera the Virus #4, 12/28/2023 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published […]
How to Rule Any Country You Want
Emperor La Fong’s favorite castle It’s easy! Simply share this blog to a few people and you will be given absolute power over some tiny nation. But wait, there’s more. The size of your dominion […]
You Need to See a Pomegranate
Sometimes you gotta do and see something, but not for the usual big reasons. Sometimes you need to up and see things just ‘cuz. And here it is, a pomegranate. Just ‘cuz. You need to […]
