Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please if ever there was a time I needed your divine forgiveness it’s now. I asked my flea market buddy to keep an eye on my elderly grandma while I used the restroom. […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for my repetitive face palming toward my dimwitted NASCAR buddy. When I asked him if we could talk and have open discourse about the safety direction of the track, he […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics: Lever No. 8
If Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic Presidential nomination she should choose Mark Zuckerburg as her running mate. She’d have unlimited social media and campaign exposure. She wouldn’t need to rely on Wall Street funding and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please excuse my lengthy string of profanity. I’ll never ask my redneck boyfriend to multi-task again! When I reminded him to stop by the %$#@&%# store and pick up some &^%#$@*^% milk and […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it within your heart to forgive me for calling our grandmother an out-and-out liar. When she said that she was directly related to Nicholas Cage I asked her to prove it […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please find it in your heart to forgive us. During a rodeo outing Grandma urgently needed to use the restroom. While she was having her lengthy Metamucil induced constitutional, we completely forgot […]
Bipartisan Parmesan: The Cheesy Side of Politics – Lever No. 6
“I promised everyone who campaigns for me will get a big ass bottle of Bacardi. Just use my very clever hash tags, #GotRum and #TrumpsRump or keep drinking until I look like a real Presidential […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys. When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .” […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]