Giving Thanks the “HO” Way
We at HumorOutcasts also known as “HO” Want to send our Thanksgiving greetings before we all go And celebrate with turkey, cranberry sauce and, of course, pie And melt into the sofa with one loud, […]
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Unicorn Bites #557
Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
Unicorn Bites #514
How to grow a ghost chili: 1) Grow a regular chili. 2) Murder it. This is why people unfollow me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2014 My mom: Your brother got another promotion. Me: […]
Like Moths to a Flame
Take my beautiful, adoring women. Please! According to the advertisements I get on line, there are literally dozens of beautiful women eager to have me invest in foreign currencies. Of course, this is all understandable […]
High Noon: A Cautionary Tale of Customer Service
“It’s 12:00 noon for crying out loud. What do you mean I’ve got to wait thirty minutes for my fries? How can you possibly be out of fries…at this time of the day,” I ask […]
SchizoFriendia
After several months of self-diagnosis, I have come to the conclusion that I have SchizoFriendia. Before I tell you my symptoms, I’d like to back up a bit and explain the root of this problem, which […]
Some of My Facebook Friends are Dead
Has this ever happened to you? You find out that one of your 600 Facebook friends has slipped the surly bonds of earth and social media and gone to the “other side”? I’ve had it […]
Do You “Like” My Brilliant New Facebook Idea?
By: Liz Lowe and Roz Warren After attending a motivational workshop for entrepreneurs called “Overlooked Opportunities in Social Media: Using Your Friends for Fun and Profit” I have taken a long hard look at how […]