HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Mary I Farr (Noah Vail)
Mary I Farr joined me on Humoroutcasts Radio this week. We tried to get Noah Vail, her equine voice to join us as well, but he was having too much fun in the barn. As […]
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Forget Congress, here’s the writing vote
I forgot to announce the results of my Facebook poll, in which I asked everyone which direction I should take my humor writing (other than in a downward spiral): 10 people voted I should sell […]
Giving Thanks the “HO” Way
We at HumorOutcasts also known as “HO” Want to send our Thanksgiving greetings before we all go And celebrate with turkey, cranberry sauce and, of course, pie And melt into the sofa with one loud, […]
Unicorn Bites #557
Relationship status: I sent my wife a Facebook invite to a party in my pants. She chose “will not attend.” — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 11, 2014 Me: I meant to do that. Wife: You […]
Unicorn Bites #514
How to grow a ghost chili: 1) Grow a regular chili. 2) Murder it. This is why people unfollow me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 29, 2014 My mom: Your brother got another promotion. Me: […]
Like Moths to a Flame
Take my beautiful, adoring women. Please! According to the advertisements I get on line, there are literally dozens of beautiful women eager to have me invest in foreign currencies. Of course, this is all understandable […]
High Noon: A Cautionary Tale of Customer Service
“It’s 12:00 noon for crying out loud. What do you mean I’ve got to wait thirty minutes for my fries? How can you possibly be out of fries…at this time of the day,” I ask […]