Fast Food Fun
On Monday of this week The Daily Mail reported on an unusual mishap in an American McDonalds restaurant. A husband and wife were eating a meal when the woman leaned forward for an unspecified reason. […]
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Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later
Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in […]
Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer
Have you ever had to practically petrify your tongue to keep from giving a witty, biting, snarky answer when someone asks a dumb question? Well, here is a small depository of retorts. Be careful how […]
ONE BODY – ONE FLESH
I love food and food loves me. It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh. I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]
Rooster’s Got Something to Crow About
Why does the chicken cross the road? It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to visit […]
The Great Refrigerator Raid
One of the nice things about a fridge is its door. If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]
Uncle Clyde, the Redneck Gentleman Farmer Knows How to Please His Customers
I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day. Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how. We have a lot of those type relatives in the […]
A Thanksgiving Turkey Odyssey
THANKSGIVING DAY: “Ooh! Look at that big turkey!” “I want a drumstick!” “I want some white meat!” “More! More!” “Pour on the gravy!” DAY TWO: “Cold turkey from the fridge! Cool!” “Stop picking at the […]