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Kathy’s Points to Remember

February 16, 2013 Kathy Minicozzi

1. Leftover frozen yogurt that has been sitting in the freezer for two months after being opened isn’t the best choice for dessert. 2. If you have left ice cubes untouched in the freezer for […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Funfood, freezer, fridge, frozen yogurt, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, ice cubes, Kathy Minicozzi, random thought, spaghetti sauce

Fast Food Fun

February 12, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

On Monday of this week The Daily Mail reported on an unusual mishap in an American McDonalds restaurant. A husband and wife were eating a meal when the woman leaned forward for an unspecified reason. […]

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5 CommentsFictionfood, guns

December’s Dietary Requirements

December 18, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Cookies, candy, fruit cake and Pepto-Bismol: the major food groups for the month of December

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5 CommentsDaily Musings / Joke of The Daycandy, cookies, food, holidays, humor, Pepto-Bismol, sweets

Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later

September 3, 2012September 3, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in […]

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6 CommentsLifestylecatholic, catholic school, catholicism, catholics, dating, food, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, meat on Friday, nuns, priests, religion, Sex, sexuality, stupid

Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

July 20, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

Have you ever had to practically petrify your tongue to keep from giving a witty, biting, snarky answer when someone asks a dumb question? Well, here is a small depository of retorts. Be careful how […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Uncategorizedbook, food, fun, funny, funny lists, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, restaurant, silly answer, silly question, snarky answers, stupid questions

ONE BODY – ONE FLESH

May 25, 2012 Robert Sneed

I love food and food loves me.  It’s like we are married, united, one body, one flesh.  I really understand the one body one flesh union as I look at it every morning when I […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyle, Relationshipsbody, flesh, food, food groups, funny poem, funny stories, humor, love of food, marriagae, relationships, veggies

Rooster’s Got Something to Crow About

April 12, 2012 Pattie Byrd

Why does the chicken cross the road?  It may be a mystery why some chickens cross the road, but for a rooster who lives in Collierville, Tennessee, he crosses the road every morning to visit […]

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2 CommentsFictionchicken, food, fried chicken, funny stories, humor, Memphis, news

The Great Refrigerator Raid

April 10, 2012 Kathy Minicozzi

One of the nice things about a fridge is its door.  If you pile up a mess anywhere else in the house, it’s going to be visible, unless you shove it under the bed or […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Funfood, fridge, funny, household humor, humor, humour, Kathy Minicozzi, refrigerator, The Great Refrigerator Raid

Rare Joy

November 25, 2011 Benson Bruno

Pure joy is rare. That’s why for every meal I eat a really bloody steak.

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The Dayfood, happiness, joy

Uncle Clyde, the Redneck Gentleman Farmer Knows How to Please His Customers

November 12, 2011January 3, 2012 Pattie Byrd

    I ran into Uncle Clyde the other day.  Uncle Clyde’s one of those people you’re related to but you’re never quite sure how.  We have a lot of those type relatives in the […]

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1 CommentFictiondiets, drugs, farming, food, greens, humor, jokes, marijuana, southern humor, sweet potatoes

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