Unicorn Bites 9/20/13
I found an amazing cure for world hunger. It’s called “food.” When starving people eat it, it eliminates their starvation 100% of the time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2013 Boss: Do […]
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Unicorn Bites 9/15/13
My 1 y.o. threw a fit in front of the fridge. I nudged her aside w/ my foot so I could get a beer. That concludes my parenting for the day. — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
My Dressing Room Demands
I recently read an article in a very distinguished periodical that said some celebrities are demanding when it comes to what they want in their dressing rooms. (By “very distinguished periodical” I mean Us Weekly.) Don’t […]
Other N-words Paula Deen Should Learn
For those of you fatties foodies out there who love Paula Deen, I’m sure you’re aware of the recent lawsuit filed against her by a former employee. The suit alleges sexual harassment, racism, and use […]
Fixing Things
Congress recently fixed the threat of flight delays caused by sequester cuts. It allowed the FAA to shift money around, thereby avoiding furloughs for air traffic controllers. It acted quickly, getting the legislation done and […]
The Truth About Vegetables
Last week my wife was out of town, which left me to do the cooking. In our two-person household we both cook, I just do it badly (have you ever burnt spaghetti? That takes a […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Leftover frozen yogurt that has been sitting in the freezer for two months after being opened isn’t the best choice for dessert. 2. If you have left ice cubes untouched in the freezer for […]
Fast Food Fun
On Monday of this week The Daily Mail reported on an unusual mishap in an American McDonalds restaurant. A husband and wife were eating a meal when the woman leaned forward for an unspecified reason. […]
Things We Learned in Catholic School That Had to Be Unlearned Later
Before anyone comes at me with holy water and an exorcism prayer, let me explain that I am a good Catholic. I go to mass; I carry a rosary in my purse; I believe in […]