Kathy’s Points to Remember
Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to […]
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The Ultimate Comfort Food
We all have our favorite foods that we like to eat when we need to have something soothing traveling through the teeth and down the esophagus. For those times when we can’t decide which comfort […]
Honey or vinegar? A fly’s dilema
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]
Tarantula Dating in the 21st Century
First, there were the Cicadas shedding their skin and grossing out the non-bug loving world, and now there are tarantulas – horny tarantulas to be precise who are looking to find a mate and take […]
Unicorn Bites 9/20/13
I found an amazing cure for world hunger. It’s called “food.” When starving people eat it, it eliminates their starvation 100% of the time. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 20, 2013 Boss: Do […]
Unicorn Bites 9/15/13
My 1 y.o. threw a fit in front of the fridge. I nudged her aside w/ my foot so I could get a beer. That concludes my parenting for the day. — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
My Dressing Room Demands
I recently read an article in a very distinguished periodical that said some celebrities are demanding when it comes to what they want in their dressing rooms. (By “very distinguished periodical” I mean Us Weekly.) Don’t […]
Other N-words Paula Deen Should Learn
For those of you fatties foodies out there who love Paula Deen, I’m sure you’re aware of the recent lawsuit filed against her by a former employee. The suit alleges sexual harassment, racism, and use […]
Fixing Things
Congress recently fixed the threat of flight delays caused by sequester cuts. It allowed the FAA to shift money around, thereby avoiding furloughs for air traffic controllers. It acted quickly, getting the legislation done and […]
The Truth About Vegetables
Last week my wife was out of town, which left me to do the cooking. In our two-person household we both cook, I just do it badly (have you ever burnt spaghetti? That takes a […]