The Place to Take a Humor Break
Muffins, bread, bagels and Danish pastries are good. Crumbs are bad. Unfortunately, the good stuff contains the bad stuff. Some people can eat anything and never suffer falling crumbs, spots of marinara sauce on a […]
Me: Ow! Why’d you hit me with your fairy wand? 3-year-old daughter: It’s a lightsaber! I’ve never gone from anger to pride so fast. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 2, 2014 3-year-old: *takes 1-year-old’s toy* […]
SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK People, we need to talk about holiday food. I know what you’re thinking: “The holidays are over! Don’t make us rehash holiday hash!” Yeah, well, these days you’re never far […]
I spent two minutes waving my arms at a motion-activated light before I realized the switch was off. Expect great things from me today. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 31, 2014 No, I won’t tell […]
Every once in a while, something happens to you that changes the way you think, feel and eat for the rest of your life. My life-changing event took place when I worked for a private […]
TASTY ATHLETES TORONTO MAYOR ROB FORD MIGHT EAT Embattled Toronto crack smoking mayor Rob Ford said at a press conference November 14 that he had “more than enough to eat at home.” It’s obvious, you […]
Food The calories in holiday food don’t count. The same principle applies to anything consumed in a movie theater, on a picnic or when nobody is looking. Those are the rules. It’s a crime to […]
We all have our favorite foods that we like to eat when we need to have something soothing traveling through the teeth and down the esophagus. For those times when we can’t decide which comfort […]
It might be true that you get more flies with honey than vinegar, but who wants flies? Who did this study? Why? I’m not sure what person would want more flies, but […]
First, there were the Cicadas shedding their skin and grossing out the non-bug loving world, and now there are tarantulas – horny tarantulas to be precise who are looking to find a mate and take […]