Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, when I told my Ramen Noodle obsessed college roommate to cut back on his consumption of the sodium-laden bouillon delicacy or he would turn into a Ramen Noodle, I was clearly joking. However, […]
Dear Lord, when I told my Ramen Noodle obsessed college roommate to cut back on his consumption of the sodium-laden bouillon delicacy or he would turn into a Ramen Noodle, I was clearly joking. However, […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect. When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, […]
Dear Lord, I don’t know how to explain to my grandmother that taking selfies while she’s prepping for her colonoscopy does not make her a badass and posting it to Twitter and Instagram with the […]
Dear Lord, please help me keep a straight face when I reprimand my 6-year-old son for telling his 4-year-old brother that eating a jar full of fireflies would make him a glow in the dark […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted cousin that “Who is Queen Latifa and Sir Mix-a-Lot was not the correct answer to the Jeopardy question: Royal couple that recently toured the United States, […]
Dear Lord, if my husband brings me one more bouquet of flowers I’m going to divorce him! Don’t get me wrong I love the sentiment; however, they would be much more flattering if he didn’t […]
Dear Lord, please help me with this severe case of writer’s block. I’ve been sitting here trying to think of something witty and humorous to write . . . I got nothing. Nothing’s happening. After […]