Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my selfish celebration this glorious Friday.  When Donald Trump allowed a woman to come on stage to test the authenticity of his mangy locks, it happily confirmed the financial […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, when our 4-year-old daughter’s pet bird died I told her it wasn’t dead and that it was practicing yoga, just like me and grandma’. She responded, “Whew, thank goodness because grandpa’ Louie’s practicing […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, help me make sense of this situation. I don’t know whether Grandmaw is losing her hearing or her mind. When she asked me what I wanted for dinner I suggested smoked fish or […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me restrain from laughing out loud at my crazy Aunt Gladys.  When she asked what church I attended, I jokingly said, “I worship at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic .”  […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, I want to give thanks to you and Mother Nature for the spring pollen that caused my mother-in-law’s laryngitis. Her inability to verbally criticize me and the new golf clubs from my wife […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, give me the self-control to contain my laughter.  While my 5-year-old son and husband were watching a baseball game my husband hollered, “Aw come on, three fly balls!”  My son calmly said, “Daddy, […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for my outbreak of foul language.  When my sexy neighbor asked if I’d like him to mow my lawn I shrieked, “The only person who mows my F$#@*%&G lawn is […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive me for losing my temper with my father.  When he offered to drag the kids along while he was food shopping I didn’t think he meant literally, Amen. P.s.  Don’t forget […]

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, OMG I’m so done with the overuse of hashtags and abbreviations on FB and Twitter, #sickandtired #hashtaghaters #stopthetags  #removeskintags, #cutoffpillowtags, OWTH, SMH, RT please,  Amen.  

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Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please explain to my selfie-snapping cell mate who was recently arrested during an early morning raid, no matter how many he takes, they’ll never allow him to replace his unflattering mugshot, Amen.

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