Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
THE FRENCH AND THE RUSSIANS Once everybody else saw that the Italians had come up with a Good Thing, other countries wanted to get in on it. I already covered the Germans in an earlier […]
Tag: funny
Terrorist Kicking
One of the more difficult questions you will hopefully never have to ever ask yourself is “how hard do I kick a terrorist?”. It’s not an easy question and there is no easy answer. There […]
Unicorn Bites 2/28/14
1-year-old: *pees in the potty for the first time* Me: You’re a big girl now! 1: Yeah! Me: Rent is due on the 1st. Don’t be late. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2014 Me: […]
Things Nobody Should Have Ever Told Us
There are some wise-sounding sayings that are not as wise as they sound. It would have been better if they had not been said in the first place, or if they had been rephrased to […]
Welcome To iChurch
The other day I read an article on how anti-gay policies are driving young people away from traditional churches. Right below that article was another in which the Dalai Lama posited that “technology cannot produce […]
Tony’s phone must be off the hook.
Scurvy Jane decided that she was going to decide to do it. She thought about applying for the position for one week and three weeks and two days. It was a management position that included […]
Unicorn Bites 2/27/14
Coworker: I’m offended Me: I’m sorry to hear that C: Thanks Me: No, I’m sorry to hear your voice at all. The fact you exist depresses me. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 27, 2014 There’s […]
Sumtimes de wurds doent maik sense.
The modus operandi is always the same. We update daily on matters of brilliant insight and wit. You try to figure out how people called Bill Y, Jill Y, Little Dill Y, Sugartastic Daddy John, […]
Unicorn Bites 2/26/14
Me: How was daycare? 3-year-old daughter: My friend pooped his pants on purpose. I like him. Girls always go for the bad boys. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 26, 2014 Wife: It’s unrealistic how Pokemon […]