What We Learned from the Super Bowl XLVIII
Each year, the Super Bowl offers us so many lessons, and this year is no different. Allow me to present to you the lessons of Super Bowl XLVIII 1 .No matter how he tried, Peyton […]
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Caution Is Advised
The other day at the gym I was taking a break from doing workout sets. To be honest, I wasn’t feeling drained from physical exertion. No, I was sick of women bugging me by asking […]
Unicorn Bites 2/2/14
Me: *puts 3-year-old’s hair in a ponytail* 3: Daddy, that’s fairy hair! I want to be a princess. I’m a terrible father. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 2, 2014 Good call on the commercials, fancy […]
Confessions of a Hopeless Shopper
I can’t walk into any retail establishment and come out with only what I intended to buy. I must have inherited this trait from my father, because all of my immediate female ancestors were great […]
Columbus’ Other Achievement
According to History Channel, Christopher Columbus did more than find new sea routes to the new world. He and his crew also found syphilis which they brought back and spread throughout Europe. If that’s not […]
And Yet More Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
The Men (i.e. Tenors, Baritones and Basses) Male opera singers are just as crazy as the females, and just as likely to flay you alive if you get them mad, especially at performance time. Add […]
HumorOutcasts Radio – Interview with Kristen & Forrest Brakeman
This week I had the pleasure of interviewing two HumorOutcasts writers who also happen to be married. Both Kristen and Forrest Brakeman are in the humor/comedy business. Kristen has been published in the Huffington Post, […]
Single Old Female
Married people and people with children sometimes say the darnedest things to single childless people… and by darnedest I mean – dumb, stupid, inane, insulting, ridiculous, and for a big finish let me whip out […]
Yet More Opera for People Who Don’t Like It
Female Opera Singers and Other Wild Animals Most people think female opera singers look like this: Some of us look more like this: Most of us are somewhere in between: We’ve all heard the saying, […]
Self-Serve Gas Pumping Jagoff Thingy
Some days you’re in that kind of mood when EVERYTHING and EVERYBODY is a jagoff. Including the gas pump at the local self-serve station. As civilized humans, we expect a few basic things out of life: 1) […]