Why You Should Ignore The Weight-loss Freaks
The other day I was reading American History Magazine (this is what you do when you’re visiting your Mom and you’ve finished the only book you brought on the trip). I landed on a story […]
The other day I was reading American History Magazine (this is what you do when you’re visiting your Mom and you’ve finished the only book you brought on the trip). I landed on a story […]
There is no I in Happyness and that’s a fact. Jill Y is at her happyest when I shut up saying words and start talking to her about what’s swept under the carpet. I’m used […]
I said on my résumé that I’m goal oriented. I left out that my goal is to do as little work as possible without getting fired. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 11, 2013 […]
Everyone knows that the government is harvesting and storing every phone, text, and email message Americans send. Which makes sense because you never know when your 96 year-old grandmother is going to get bored with […]
It’s that time of year again when hot women with perfect bodies dressed in skimpy outfits and ripped men in sparkly shirts without buttons dance with a bunch of obnoxious out-of-shape nobodies otherwise known as […]
When I tell my wife, “I’m going to take you out,” she never knows if I mean, “on a date” or “with a sniper rifle.” I keep her on her toes. — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
Are you thinking about being a stay home Dad? Do you want to tend to your child in the same way your child’s mother does? ( I would have said wife here, but it could […]
The anniversary of Elvis’s death is a week off but my former neighbor Crazy Lyle has insisted for years Elvis isn’t really dead. But then, who is buried in his grave? When burdened with such […]
Real author, horse extraordinaire, Noah Vail So, this was the reaction I got from Spruce when I told him that I was named Erma Bombeck Humor Writer of the month. I suppose that wasn’t necessarily […]