Why are we all screaming?
We might all scream for ice cream, but I scream the loudest because I fricking love ice cream and I’m also super competitive. Either way, I’m proud to be an ice cream screamer, even if […]
Tag: ice cream
Unicorn Bites 9/8/13
My metabolism gives me exactly two options when I eat: I can be hungry, or I can be fat, with nothing in between. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 8, 2013 “Magnum” is the […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
You’re only as fat as you feel, and I feel like having more ice cream. It’s hot outside, and the body needs to be cooled, preferably with something that tastes good. Pizza contains protein and […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Don’t try to eat ice cream with your fingers. It’s messy and it doesn’t taste as good on the end of your finger as it does in a spoon. The same goes for chocolate […]
Curing the Blues
I read this article about how to get rid of the blues. I am not talking big time depression, but the temporary “Damn, I gained five pounds” or the “Damn, my day sucks” or the […]