Loving Poem About a Printer
Printer Oh printer! Oh printer! Pure Evil You putrid pile of pig pool.You use up ink. You jam.You send us into fits. All I want from a printer is for it to:Work.Work.Work. Yet it jams […]
Tag: Lutheran
Powegian Vacation Potato
American Entree POWEGIAN VACATION POTATO INGREDIENTS 4 russet potatoes1 tablespoon olive oil3 garlic cloves1 stalk green onion½ small yellow onion2 ounces diced green chiles2 eggs¼ cup grated Four Mexican cheeses4 deli slices ham4 deli slices […]
But I Don’t Want That
But I don’t want to have organic baby, I’m a vegetarian. . – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and […]
Pizza Crust 2
Italian Entree PIZZA CRUST INGREDIENTS 3 cups all-purpose flour1 cup water2½ tablespoons vegetable oil¾ teaspoon sugar¾ teaspoon salt2½ teaspoons active dry yeastno-stick cooking spray UTENSILS bread maker16-inch pizza pan PREPARATION Measure out the flour and […]
I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means – Traffic Signs
This photo was taken on the spot by me, your source for fast-breaking news. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat […]
Pepper Jack Meatloaf
American Entree PEPPER JACK MEATLOAF INGREDIENTS 1 small white onion1 small red onion3 garlic cloves1½ tablespoons olive oil1½ pounds ground beef3 large eggs1 tablespoon parsley1 green bell pepper1 green chile1 14.5 can diced tomatoes½ teaspoon […]
Marked Safe From Missing Ingredients
The struggle is real. I recently had to go back to the store, horrors, for pomegranate syrup. – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
