I hope I Have Enough Quarters
Not too far from where I live is a business called “Coin Mart Jewelry.” They sell valuable coins. They have a market for coins, hence “Coin Mart.” They also sell jewelry, which is why that […]
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Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Tidyfinding
The surest way to lose something is to misplace it. Then put something else on top of it You can’t see the thing you want to find because it’s covered. You don’t even know where […]
How I Gave Up Fomenting Revolution
It’s pretty much inevitable. If I have too much time on my hands, I will take to the streets and foment revolution. Law enforcement frowns on revolutionary acts. My neighbors wouldn’t like it; you should […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word: Soxportation
All of us, every last one of us, all over the world, have had a sock disappear while doing laundry. Where did it go? And how? This event frustrates and baffles us. And until now […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary – Today’s Word, Leveltripping
Most people only trip when their feet hit something they didn’t notice, such as a curb or a brick. Many folks might trip while walking uphill or downhill. Fewer people than that trip when their […]
Danger Stalks This Blog
I’ve now blogged over 800 times in a row. I’ve never let anything stop me. Nothing. Not tummy aches. Not even inertia. But today a large herd of rather frustrated elephants stamped down my street. […]
Misheard Christmas Hymn, Silent Night
Admit it, when you were little, instead of hearing “Round yon virgin,” you heard: Misheard hymn #3 – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran […]
Where’s Waldo?
– Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my latest novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is available in paperback or Kindle on amazon.com […]
One Word Haikus
Haikus are little three-line poems. The first lines has five syllables. The next line has seven, while the last lines reverts back to five. See the following traditional haiku. It evokes clumsiness, mess, iredeemable loss, […]